April 9-10th Linda is bringing me with her to San Francisco to attend APE, the Alternative Press Expo.

I’m sure I’ll spend a lot of money, and I’ll paper the area with fliers for clusterstruck, other than that I’m not sure what’s up. But if it’s like InterNext I’m sure something will come up.

But I doubt I’ll win another penis extender.

Anyone else going?

Linda threw me a surprise birthday party last night.

Nice work, I didn’t suspect a thing.

Not only do I appreciate all the work she put into planning and getting everyone together but I also appreciate her posting an extensive description of the evenings events so I don’t have to.

Charlie also blogged an end-of-the-evening drunken post.

Some prime moments:

• Steve, jumping up on the go-go dancer platform and preforming the Steve Dance. Resulting in him getting cut off at the bar.
• April getting all ghetto for the evening.
• Dan’s persistent demand, “Where’s April’s friend? Bring her to me!”
• the pool game fizzling out because Linda and Tina wanted to dance together, and I wanted to watch them.
• A lesbian interrupting Dan’s rhythmic domestic abuse to show him how a booty dance is properly done.

I have awesome friends!

Today was my birthday and if you want to get me something, get me some eyeballs.
Post the clusterstruck banner in your blog.

Just cut and paste:

<a href="http://clusterstruck.com/"
style="border: 3px solid black; margin: 3px;
padding: 3px; background: rgb(144, 144, 144)
none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip:
initial; -moz-background-origin: initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: initial; font-family:
verdana,sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700;
line-height: 30px; text-decoration: none;
color: white;">clusterstruck</a>

Here’s the link, it probably won’t work because nothing on myspace ever works:

I guess these people are just well-wishers, in that they don’t wish me any specific harm.

Where She Belongs.

Wonder woman figure spotted in the trash at Lestat’s.
I wish I knew how I got this washed out effect.
I don’t really hate Wonder Woman.

Vote me up!
I refuse to lose to a flower!

On Saturday we visited a redesigned The Flame , San Diego’s premiere lesbian bar.
I’m not a lesbian, I’m just a fan.
Gone are the the pool tables which have been replaced with another dance floor making it like every other club in San Diego.
said it best:

A hetro-sexual man walks into a lesbian bar. The bartender says to him, “We don’t get many of your kind in here.”
The hetro-sexual man responds, “At $7 a drink I can see why.”

@ clusterstruck

The newest member of the slave family.

http://this-is-not.com/

-overprotective moms do not.
or
“Won’t somebody think of the children?”