I bought 600 bags and 700 boards and spent six hours sorting and properly protecting my comics.

And I’ve still got to get through the other 80% of my collection.

“Only three weeks? Is that a record?”

“No the record is six days.”

“No, I thought this was your longest relationship.”

“Heh. No, that’d be seven months.”

“Weren’t you with that one girl through your senior year of college?”

“Mostly, we had a two month break in the middle so it was really two five month relationships. I don’t count that as a ten month relationship since it wasn’t contiguous.”

“Continuous?”

“No. ‘Contiguous’, it means ‘without a break””

…

“It’s a math term.”

“A math term, eh?”

“Yeah.”

“I see. And you wonder why your relationships don’t last?”

“Not really.”

From the most recent press release for Quitters Never Win:

Typical of today’s starlets, Tone does a lot of complaining and demanding on the set. Tell me this man isn’t enjoying every minute of this cigarette.

-I just link to things.

I Gave You [Quicktime] by Bonnie “Prince” Billy and Matthew Sweeney off of Superwolf.

I don’t have this album yet but I can’t stop watching this creepy little song and video.

An argument against democracy.

Charlie and I were called in to help Jesse Wilson with a short film, a sample of her work so she can get into film school.
It was a sketch about smoking tentatively called “Quitters Never Win”. I played Benson, Charlie played hedges.
I had a small part but I think I did a pretty good job of upstaging everyone. When it’s done I’ll have to enter the data into the IMDB so I can, one day, be X degrees from Kevin Bacon.
The script required almost non-stop smoking. As the only non-smoker on the cast and the only one not inhaling I was the only one not nauseous at the end of the day.
I still taste and smell like cigarettes though, why do you smokers do it?