January 2, 2017 They steal our drone designs, I’ll steal their plots.
January 1, 2017 Where old game manuals go to retire.
December 30, 2016 Filed under “Unpopular Cookbooks”
December 29, 2016 “Writing about Muskets” was too much to hope for.
December 14, 2016 Not the Best Medicine
I entered the room where they were giving away free flu shots at work. A lady coworker waited, psyching herself up before she received her shot. “All right,” she announced as she lumbered toward the chair, limbs stiff as branches. “I’m gonna do this.”
I thought a joke might help. “If you’re nervous, picture the needle in its underwear.”
She screamed “Oh Lord! Don’t say needle!”, turned around, and stood in the corner of the room.
My joke didn’t help.
October 31, 2016 El Santo Night Fever
September 29, 2016 Summer camp has and always will, suck.
At Royal Ranger camp the various church groups competed in campy tasks; knot-tying, tent building, etc.
One competition was; stick a match in a board, head up, and chop at it with an axe, close enough so the match head would strike against the side of the axe without splitting the match.
My church was the only team to place in this event, and I was the only one in my church to light the match. Meaning I was the only one out of hundreds to pull this off.
My incredible feat of match-lightery went unrecognized. That was the day God died.
July 26, 2016 Spam poetry
i m from yemen and live
I have bought alcatel
One touch from somebody here
When try to use it
Request google acount for you
Can you please give me your password just for one time
And you can change it