Tone: “Do either of you guys want these regular sized condoms? They’re way too small for me.”
Steve: “Yeah, I’ve started using Hefty Bags.”
Dan: “I’ve been using a car cover, myself.”
Tone: “Well, I’ve been using this decommissioned, blimp I bought on ebay. It’s a little snug, but it does the job.”

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