Excerpts from today's job postings

Junior Software Engineer	Entitech is looking for someone with 5+ years of experience and dual PhD’s in Computer Science and EE. Qualified candidates should not apply, this position has been outsource to India for $11,000 a year providing the CEO with a large enough bonus to buy himself another boat.
Software Engineer I	We are building a team to aid in the initial release of Selident2004. Qualified candidates will possess at least ten years of experience with Selident2004.
Computer Programmer	Requires fifteen years of experience with sentient computers that won’t be invented until the 28th century. Might consider candidates who are experienced with technology salvaged from alien spacecraft if sufficiently advanced. Required technologies: Indistinguishable from Magic. Full of Stars.

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