Ever since the Summer Olympics started the Yahoo! News “Most Popular Photos” page has been stacked with pics of female athletes in very tiny outfits.
Well today’s Most Emailed goes way too far.
I’m going to send Yahoo! an email in protest, but first I’m going to go to the restroom to masturbate in protest.
While my sister and I were watching the women’s volleyball she came up with an interesting idea: Points should be deducted each time a player has to pick her bathing suit/shorts (?) out of her crack.
Deducted!?! Oh no, no. Just the opposite!
Point system is beneficial. . . if points are deducted for “fixing” the bathing suit, players are less likely to do it. Result? More naked butt.
Ohhh…
See how little I know about sports?
HAHA.
I was wondering where my Crisco went…
Eew.
And, eww!
Hey, direct your disgust towards Strokey the Bear over there…
He never mentioned LUBE!
Precedence has been set.
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