He's tied to the mast

by | Sep 2, 2004 | LiveJournal Days, Uncategorized | 6 comments

chrisrieder2001 (11:41:54 AM): i’m gonna blog the hurricane
tone1971 (11:43:22 AM): By “blog the hurricane” do you mean you’re going to take the “What kind of Hurricane are you” Livejournal test?
chrisrieder2001 (11:44:21 AM): yes. “YOU ARE HURRICANE CHARLEY. YOU CAUSE UNTOLD BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DAMAGE AND KILL 27 PEOPLE!!!11!!uno!111!!
tone1971 (11:44:39 AM): heh
chrisrieder2001 (11:44:50 AM): nah, i’m just going to write about the storm and post pics for as long as the phone lines hold out
tone1971 (11:45:58 AM): rock on! You’re like the 21st century version of the old man who won’t abandon his home even though the forest fire is coming
chrisrieder2001 (11:46:38 AM): yes. i have iron balls. hopefully their mass will serve as ballast so i don’t get blown away.

It would be sad if Chris were to be killed by Hurricane Frances. But if his last words to me were, “yes. i have iron balls. hopefully their mass will serve as ballast so i don’t get blown away.” …that wouldn’t surprise me at all.

6 Comments

  1. mycroftca
    mycroftca on September 2, 2004 at 7:22 am

    That reminds me of the old coot living near _____(? can’t recall the volcanos name, all of a sudden?) when the warnings of imminent eruption were being broadcast, and he got engulfed by it all…

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  2. animaetrix00
    animaetrix00 on September 2, 2004 at 8:43 am

    lol

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  3. sclerotic_rings
    sclerotic_rings on September 2, 2004 at 8:50 am

    Should we be glad that we didn’t have this Interweb thing in 1980 when Mount St. Helens blew? For some reason, I could see half of Livejournal being taken out in one eruption: “Mikcey was such a bitch last night out by the caldera, and I know Joey fucked her anyway, and OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING OFF

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  4. sclerotic_rings
    sclerotic_rings on September 2, 2004 at 8:51 am

    Harry S. Truman of the Spirit Lodge on Spirit Lake on Mt. St. Helens. I was 13 when St. Helens blew, and a lot of people suspected that he might have survived if he’d been able to hit the lava caves nearby. Apparently, he couldn’t run that fast.

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  5. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on September 2, 2004 at 9:00 am

    HellensCamper12 (11:41:54 AM): everythings ok here. i don’t think shes gonna- HSLAATFL!!
    spineybob (11:42:03 AM): HSLAATFL?
    HellensCamper12 (11:42:43 AM): holy shit look at all that fucking lava!!!

    “holy shit look at that wall of ash” wasn’t as funny

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  6. mycroftca
    mycroftca on September 2, 2004 at 1:53 pm

    Yes, that’s the one I was thinking of…

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