Buy porn from me!

Last week I sorted though all the literature I picked up at Internext. Ruling out the porn that bored me and the porn that disturbed me left me with a short list of adult entertainment that I was willing to advertise on clusterstruck.

These are the affiliate programs I went with and why;

  An interesting service that offers subscribers online chat sessions with “experts” in various fields. Links to the sex experts are located, discreetly, in the lower right section of the page.




 This is a really good idea. Netflix for porn. Sure the first time you watch that adult DVD it’s interesting… interesting… very interesting. Then, all of a sudden, not so interesting. Keep your porn collection fresh with movixo!




  High name recognition and the best payout of all the affiliate programs.



  Because she’s Masuimi Max, (duh) and she’s got a great website.

This’ll do for now, but I’m still looking at a couple of sex-toy companies to become an affiliate of. (5% commission on $120 glass dildos? Sure, I’ll take a piece of that.)

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  1. When I am feeling better I think I’ll have to re-institute the Porn parties of yore.

    Hmm, I wonder who will feel comfortable attending?

    I so need to get a movixo account. O;-)

    Comment by aliteraryaffair — January 11, 2005 @ 8:25 am

  2. “5% commission on $120 glass dildos? Sure, I’ll take a piece of that.”

    You’re making it very hard to stick to my “no gay jokes about Tone” resolution…

    Comment by danifesto — January 11, 2005 @ 9:46 am

  3. So the “pussy cash” affiliate program didn’t make the cut, huh? Think of all those impoverished felines who will suffer as a result.

    Comment by modemx — January 11, 2005 @ 11:55 am

  4. Boobies! Okay, that being said, the affiliates plan sounds like a good idea and you can never go wrong with Masuimi Max.

    Comment by mollymillions — January 11, 2005 @ 11:59 am

  5. GreenCine is way better than Movixo, 80% of what they carry is independent art films and hard to get anime…and 20% is porn. Those are pareto efficient proportions for my viewing entertainment.

    Comment by modemx — January 11, 2005 @ 12:00 pm

  6. Imlive is part of the Pussycash network.

    My standards aren’t as high as they would seem.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — January 12, 2005 @ 5:46 am

  7. GreenCine looks like a nice service too, but they also seem to be a non-profit, and I’m all about the benjamins.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — January 12, 2005 @ 5:49 am

  8. This ensures that I will never be able to check Clusterstruck at work.

    Comment by the_bone — January 15, 2005 @ 11:42 am

  9. I went with the least explicit banners.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — January 16, 2005 @ 5:56 am

  10. A little boob never hurt anyone.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — January 16, 2005 @ 6:02 am

  11. A little boob never hurt anyone.

    I’ve almost been suffocated by big ones a few times, though.

    Not that I’m complaining or anything.

    Comment by the_bone — January 17, 2005 @ 1:03 am

  12. You could use a feed aggregator. bloglines seems to be popular.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — January 19, 2005 @ 8:19 am

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