San Diego writer of speculative fiction and developer of websites.
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Buffalo are so narcissistic.
Edit: I like the Fark headline for this link better; Vanity, thy name is buffalo
Better narcissistic than onanistic, if you think about it.
Comment by sclerotic_rings — February 1, 2005 @ 4:36 am
Check out my sexy hump. Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.
Comment by mollymillions — February 1, 2005 @ 5:08 am
“Who’s the sexiest buffalo in the room? You know who I’m talkin’ too. Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.”
Comment by tone_milazzo — February 1, 2005 @ 5:15 am
For the sake of the person who cleans the dressing room; absolutely.
Comment by tone_milazzo — February 1, 2005 @ 5:17 am
All y’all have officially scared me.
Comment by aliteraryaffair — February 1, 2005 @ 6:08 am
Well, I do have a thing for horns…. and sexy talking buffalo are the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.
Comment by mollymillions — February 1, 2005 @ 6:43 am
Fucking buffalo. They’re worse than ducks. Not as bad as pigs, though. Pigs are bastards.
Comment by danifesto — February 1, 2005 @ 7:00 am
Can’t we be both?
Lest we mention b-i-r-d-s… (shiver)
Comment by jacquelyn4444 — February 1, 2005 @ 7:04 am
I like pigs! And goats! It’s the dirty chickens I can’t stand.
Comment by mollymillions — February 1, 2005 @ 7:20 am
You watch? Like, in a mirror?
Comment by sudsyfist — February 2, 2005 @ 10:13 am
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