I created a MySpace account so stop bugging me.

by | Feb 15, 2005 | LiveJournal Days, Uncategorized | 10 comments

Here’s the link, it probably won’t work because nothing on myspace ever works:

I guess these people are just well-wishers, in that they don’t wish me any specific harm.

10 Comments

  1. animaetrix00
    animaetrix00 on February 15, 2005 at 6:35 am

    hmph.

    At least it works better than Friendster and Orkut.

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  2. sudsyfist
    sudsyfist on February 15, 2005 at 8:45 am

    Fökk, I’ve received a few annoying invites, myself. Was it an agonizingly drawn out process, or could it be completed one-handed in under two minutes?

    And have you got laid yet? I hear MySpace is a total freakin’ orgy…

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  3. aliteraryaffair
    aliteraryaffair on February 15, 2005 at 10:02 am

    I’ve heard that he got laid. Come on, Tone! We want stories, man!

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  4. modemx
    modemx on February 15, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    Oh no, not another friends network site where people provide marketing information to a faceless corporation in anticipation of fabulous prizes.

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  5. modemx
    modemx on February 15, 2005 at 12:01 pm

    But you can’t use more than 100 words, and none of that pomo shit.

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  6. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on February 15, 2005 at 3:13 pm

    Was it an agonizingly drawn out process…?
    There is a random element to all the information they pull out of their database and their session info. Including login status.

    MySpace: Welcome to MySpace. Please choose a login and password.
    Me: OK, there you go.
    MySpace: Who are you?
    Me: I’m Tone, I just opened an account.
    MySpace: Please login.
    Me: OK, there you go.
    MySpace: Welcome to MySpace. You haven’t completed your profile yet!
    Me: OK, take me to the form I use to complete my profile.
    MySpace: Who are you?

    etc…

    There are some nice looking pictures, but I only have a 50/50 chance of successfully following a link to a profile.

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  7. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on February 15, 2005 at 3:14 pm

    Can I use grasshopper clip art?

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  8. modemx
    modemx on February 15, 2005 at 8:23 pm

    Only if you tell the story in lyrics by public enemy.

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  9. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on February 17, 2005 at 5:52 am

    That’s like saying Moe is the sexiest Stooge.

    Reply
  10. the_bone
    the_bone on February 18, 2005 at 1:12 am

    I have been on MySpace for less than a month and have over 1100 profile views right now, and I haven’t even posted photographs of my preternaturally large genitalia.

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