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I was totally thinking the same thing.
Cookie is a Monster. He is supposed to represent unbridled obsession. It is the job of the humans and other puppets to reign him in. If he has self-control, then he is no longer a monster. Now children will be taught that it is Monsterous to have disciple. Wrong wrong wrong.
Carrot Monster doesn’t have the same ring.
Laaaaame.
If your kid is shoveling cookies into his face by the bagful, it’s not Cookie Monster’s fault. Conversely, watching Cookie Monster eating an apple or bunch of grapes isn’t going to get your kid to stop the shoveling, either.
It’s like they say on the cheesy drug commercials. THEY LEARNED IT FROM YOU.
Dude. What. The. Fuck.
The writing has been on the wall for a while.
Back in 1987, he did the rap about Healthy Food. A few years later, Wyclef Jean did a remix of the song.
Dude. Everyone sees Snuffy now. It’s fucking over.
Unfortunatly, I see no trace of an mp3.
Sadly, I only had “Sesame Road” on tape. And I have no idea where it went. Sorry.
Next they’ll have Snuffleupagus go on Atkins.
“Cookie Monster feel deficiency of beta-caratine!”
Screw health food rap. I got your MP3 right here. Just like punk, Cookie is forever.