C is for Cookie

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sewyrn on April 8, 2005 at 1:46 am

I was totally thinking the same thing.

Cookie is a Monster. He is supposed to represent unbridled obsession. It is the job of the humans and other puppets to reign him in. If he has self-control, then he is no longer a monster. Now children will be taught that it is Monsterous to have disciple. Wrong wrong wrong.

tone_milazzo on April 8, 2005 at 2:04 am

Carrot Monster doesn’t have the same ring.

iron_spike on April 8, 2005 at 2:16 am

Laaaaame.

If your kid is shoveling cookies into his face by the bagful, it’s not Cookie Monster’s fault. Conversely, watching Cookie Monster eating an apple or bunch of grapes isn’t going to get your kid to stop the shoveling, either.

It’s like they say on the cheesy drug commercials. THEY LEARNED IT FROM YOU.

hober on April 8, 2005 at 2:30 am

Dude. What. The. Fuck.

danifesto on April 8, 2005 at 2:53 am

The writing has been on the wall for a while.
Back in 1987, he did the rap about Healthy Food. A few years later, Wyclef Jean did a remix of the song.

sudsyfist on April 8, 2005 at 2:53 am

Dude. Everyone sees Snuffy now. It’s fucking over.

tone_milazzo on April 8, 2005 at 3:09 am

Unfortunatly, I see no trace of an mp3.

danifesto on April 8, 2005 at 3:18 am

Sadly, I only had “Sesame Road” on tape. And I have no idea where it went. Sorry.

tone_milazzo on April 8, 2005 at 3:33 am

Next they’ll have Snuffleupagus go on Atkins.

modemx on April 8, 2005 at 7:20 am

“Cookie Monster feel deficiency of beta-caratine!”

modemx on April 8, 2005 at 10:25 am

Screw health food rap. I got your MP3 right here. Just like punk, Cookie is forever.

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