Meme this.

I don’t do memes or quizzes because they feel like blog-padding.
But if I created a meme of my own, well that’s perfectly valid:

(At this point I cross my fingers and hope no one has created this meme before.)

Create a euphemism for masturbation based on whatever books you are currently reading:

How about the rest of you? Are you reading anything or are you too busy masturbating?

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  1. John Hemming’s The Conquest of the Incas: Taqui la Mamacona

    Donna Rosenberg’s World Mythology: Frigging the Hoenir

    National Geographic (a magazine, since I barely read books): Fabricating a head for King Tut

    Comment by radcapdotcom — May 16, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

  2. This is an awesome meme. I am reading Alburquerque by Anaya. I can’t come up with anything, you?

    Comment by teawiththecheat — May 16, 2005 @ 4:30 pm

  3. The ISO 14000 standard for Environmental Management Systems: “Tightening the process cycle.”

    Comment by modemx — May 16, 2005 @ 7:47 pm

  4. too busy masturbating

    Comment by animaetrix00 — May 17, 2005 @ 12:36 am

  5. Sorry, I haven’t read it.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — May 17, 2005 @ 2:17 am

  6. Good for you!

    Comment by tone_milazzo — May 17, 2005 @ 2:18 am

  7. Ouch.
    Hurts just imagining it.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — May 17, 2005 @ 2:19 am

  8. The Norse weren’t a sexy people, were they?

    Comment by tone_milazzo — May 17, 2005 @ 2:23 am

  9. Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (read it before, it’s one I occasionally revisit)

    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (funny and brilliant)

    Confucius (trans. Hinton), Analects

    Comment by the_bone — May 18, 2005 @ 8:32 am

  10. That’s all fine and good, but where’s the masturbation?

    Comment by tone_milazzo — May 18, 2005 @ 8:42 am

  11. This is me; the constant masturbation should be a given without me proclaiming it.

    Comment by the_bone — May 18, 2005 @ 8:47 am

  12. Oh, I missed the whole “masturbation meme” thing. I am a dumbass.

    Comment by the_bone — May 18, 2005 @ 8:48 am

  13. ::nods head:: yeaah…

    Comment by tone_milazzo — May 18, 2005 @ 9:18 am

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