"Lashes", you say…

From: Evan Smith

…So to sum up, somewhere, sometime next summer I will get married. At least I know the someone, which in many ways is the most important detail.

From: Tone Milazzo

I’ll keep that summer wide open. No plans what so ever.

From: Evan Smith

We are actually considering leasing the Isle of Man from mid-June through August and holding a ten week druidic ceremony, complete with 17 celebratory orgies and climactic “Night of a Thousand Lashes”. If that’s unavailable we’ll probably just go with a barbeque and slip-and-slide in my Mom’s backyard.