“Hey, while you’re out could you pick up some toilet paper?” Jay asked his roommate.

Rick paused as he reached for the door, “Sure, anything else?”

“Depends, where are you going?”


Jay stiffened. “Wal-Mart? You’re going to Wal-Mart?”

“It’s close and cheap”, Rick answered, “You know a better place?”

“How about any place?” Jay’s tone rose, “You’re going to give your money to a corporation that suppresses wages, destroys small businesses and forces manufacturers to move production overseas?”

“And while I’m there I’m also going to be doing some shoplifting.”

Jay’s righteous indignation subsided, “Wait up, I’ll come with.”

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