Mom: Tony! I need a favor from you.

Tone: What’s that?

Mom: Your father’s sister and her son are coming into San Diego in August. I need you to pick them up from the airport.

Tone: Sure, no problem.

Mom: You should probably have a sign with you that says “Milazzo” since she’s only seen you once.

Tone: Why don’t I hold a sign that says “Wops”?

Mom: No!

Tone: “Dagos”?

Mom: No!

Tone: “Ginnies”?

Mom: Tony! That’s horrible and rude and you’re half-wop yourself. If Sam heard you he’d be turning over in… well the ocean I guess.

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