Morning Call from Mom

Mom: Tony! I need a favor from you.

Tone: What’s that?

Mom: Your father’s sister and her son are coming into San Diego in August. I need you to pick them up from the airport.

Tone: Sure, no problem.

Mom: You should probably have a sign with you that says “Milazzo” since she’s only seen you once.

Tone: Why don’t I hold a sign that says “Wops”?

Mom: No!

Tone: “Dagos”?

Mom: No!

Tone: “Ginnies”?

Mom: Tony! That’s horrible and rude and you’re half-wop yourself. If Sam heard you he’d be turning over in… well the ocean I guess.

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Comments: (2)


  1. Although that conversation is incredibly silly, I prefer my mom quoting Young Frankenstein or Dune or Last Starfighter in the morning.

    Comment by hezaakun — July 15, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

  2. Your mom’s just cooler than my mom then…

    Comment by tone_milazzo — July 15, 2005 @ 7:20 pm

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