Liberality For All

It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden’s plans to nuke New York City.

Ok, couple of questions off the top of my head:

  1. Who thought that putting the inner thighs of a cyborg Sean Hannity on the cover was a good idea?
  2. Why are two out of the three protagonists convicted felons in the real world?
  3. Why is this minor protagonist dressed like a total skank? [I’ve only seen these five pages so I’m not going to point out that only people of color are part of the ultra-liberal oppressors.]
  4. Are Neocons so addicted to fear that they have to make up alternate universes to be afraid in?

They own the Executive and legislative branches of the government and they’ll own the judicial branch soon enough. They even own the forth estate and yet they insist on casting themselves as the underdog. I know the people in charge of this country don’t believe that any of this bullshit is true, and I know why they keep on spreading the fear. I’m just disappointed that these tactics work.

If your leaders live off fear then it’s in their best interest to keep you afraid.

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