Setting: Last night, Tone’s living room. Tone is sitting at home watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch having just gotten it home minutes ago. The phone rings, it’s Brandee. Tone pauses the DVD and answers.

Tone: Hey, hot stuff, what’s up?
Brandee: Whacha doin’?
Tone: Guess.
Brandee: Sitting at home and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch?
Tone: Sorceress!!! [hangs up phone, hides in closet]

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