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You never see pirates beating up little girls.
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The ninjas were obviously framed. Although, I do agree that pirates > ninjas.
Hey, she had it coming.
Nah they’d just kidnap em.
-Nani
Let’s see a comparisan:
Personal Hygiene: Ninjas
Pirates never bathe, brush their teeth, and have scurvy
Outfits: Ninjas
Pirate garb is a bit to frilly. Check out Captain Hook’s outfit from Peter Pan!
Weaponry: Ninjas
Pirates have old beat up swords, swabs, and old muskets
Ninjas have throwing stars, smoke bombs, claws, and a billion other ones that can also be hidden beneath their black garbs. Did I mention throwing stars? Come on!
Yup, Ninjas win!
But a pirate’s got personality. And personality goes a long way.
Doesn’t count. Those are lucha ninja. Shunned by both the luchador and the ninja communities.
So, in the question of luchador vs. ninja . . . ?
Luchador por vida!