Pirate > Ninja Reason # 434

You never see pirates beating up little girls.

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  1. The ninjas were obviously framed. Although, I do agree that pirates > ninjas.

    Comment by animaetrix00 — November 21, 2006 @ 9:11 am

  2. Hey, she had it coming.

    Comment by caramida — November 21, 2006 @ 9:24 am

  3. Nah they’d just kidnap em.

    -Nani

    Comment by anonymous — November 21, 2006 @ 11:46 am

  4. Let’s see a comparisan:

    Personal Hygiene: Ninjas
    Pirates never bathe, brush their teeth, and have scurvy

    Outfits: Ninjas
    Pirate garb is a bit to frilly. Check out Captain Hook’s outfit from Peter Pan!

    Weaponry: Ninjas
    Pirates have old beat up swords, swabs, and old muskets
    Ninjas have throwing stars, smoke bombs, claws, and a billion other ones that can also be hidden beneath their black garbs. Did I mention throwing stars? Come on!

    Yup, Ninjas win!

    Comment by e_c_d_u_b — November 21, 2006 @ 1:00 pm

  5. But a pirate’s got personality. And personality goes a long way.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — November 21, 2006 @ 2:13 pm

  6. Doesn’t count. Those are lucha ninja. Shunned by both the luchador and the ninja communities.

    Comment by danifesto — November 21, 2006 @ 3:39 pm

  7. So, in the question of luchador vs. ninja . . . ?

    Comment by thebarefootrose — November 22, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

  8. Luchador por vida!

    Comment by danifesto — November 22, 2006 @ 2:24 pm

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