He’s how you do it:

  1. Work from home.
  2. Stop paying attention to dates, both today’s date and the dates of upcoming events.
  3. Assume every upcoming event is happening next week.
  4. Enjoy the experience of being jettisoned weeks into the past every time you show up for something.

Amy’s sideshow is not this Sunday and the Dark Tower Midnight Release Party was not tonight.
Got it, brain?
You think so?
We’ll see…

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