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After an hour long rampage that caused great loss of life and property damage eventually the beard was subdued by Godzilla and Anguirus. I’ve learned my lesson; no beard for me.
(I also took picture of myself wearing a Tom Selleck and a John Waters, but I ain’t posting them. If the beard was a mistake, a mustache is a fiasco.)
So much laughter…I had to show Chris.
Glad you liked it 🙂
must. see. moustache.
-amy
ok
That’s the best thing I’ve seen this week. You should totally rock the Selleck look. 😉
OH THE HUMANITY!
Giant floating head + fireballs + chin laser = hilarious
How do come up with this shit?
I’m strongly motivated by the desire to impress a certain lady-friend. 🙂
Ha! It’s Officer Milazzo.
I will refer to you henceforth as MODOSh! The MENTAL ORGANISM DESIGNED ONLY FOR SHAVING!
😀
“Miss, I’m going to have to place you under arrest; for being too damn sexy.”
He needs the sunglasses. Totally needs the sunglasses.
I knew it was evil. I knew it.
~proceeds to weep for the poor innocents destroyed by your evil beard~
Ohmygod, yes.
Is that a moving violation?
Can I go to traffic school?
oh crap.
And Charlie’s aviators were right over on the counter.
Maybe next time.
That picture is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
That’s what I’m here for.