No take-backs.


(09:56:06) nani51: aside from my closet (where all the things i don’t want mom to see are kept)
(09:56:16) Tone: you have a closet full of porn and bongs?
(09:56:20) nani51: of course
(09:56:26) nani51: surprised?
(09:56:29) Tone: -you are a grad student
(09:56:49) nani51: yes, and i do have things in my life i don’t want mom to see
(09:56:51) Tone: did you hide the door with a bookcase or something?
(09:57:14) nani51: no, i just piled half my wardrobe, clean, on the floor of the closet, on top of those things
(09:57:17) Tone: moms are nosey
(09:57:34) nani51: mine actually is not too much…she knows better
(09:57:40) Tone: ah
(09:57:52) nani51: my sister didn’t speak to her for over a yr after she was too nosey
(09:58:03) Tone: what did mom find?
(09:58:21) nani51: her vibrator and made a big deal about it
(09:58:25) Tone: HA!
(09:58:55) Tone: Hitachi Magic Wands are fairly mom-safe
(09:59:01) Tone: I’m told
(09:59:19) nani51: well i have never chosen my sex toys based on pleasing my mom
(09:59:29) Tone: 馃榾
(09:59:29) nani51: there is something really bad about that sentence
(09:59:41) nani51: i need to re-parce it
(09:59:46) Tone: I’m blogging that
(09:59:51) Tone: as is
(09:59:55) nani51: NONONONONO
(09:59:57) nani51: brat!

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Comments: (11)

11 Comments »

  1. You just had to bold that line…didn’t you?

    *shaking my head*

    -Nani

    Comment by anonymous — March 21, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

  2. Sounds like a keeper.

    Comment by mpschuster — March 21, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

  3. Different girl.
    This is Nani, an internet friend from Miami by way of Chapel Hill.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — March 21, 2007 @ 11:30 pm

  4. You know more than one of me? Wow!

    Comment by anonymous — March 22, 2007 @ 9:09 am

  5. I think Matt assumed that “nani51” was Melissa.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — March 22, 2007 @ 9:26 am

  6. When Melissa is actually “MollyMillions” and heartily agrees that sex toys should not be chosen with your mother in mind.

    Comment by mollymillions — March 22, 2007 @ 9:46 am

  7. Thanks for agreeing with me Melissa…I’m just glad my mom doesn’t read this blog.

    Comment by anonymous — March 23, 2007 @ 6:16 am

  8. You corrected your spelling on the post…you changed “noisy” to “nosey.”

    Comment by anonymous — March 23, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

  9. Reality bends to my whim.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — March 23, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

  10. Talk about an inflated ego.

    Comment by anonymous — March 23, 2007 @ 1:00 pm

  11. HAHAHAHA. WORST/BEST EVER!

    Comment by hezaakun — March 24, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

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