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(09:56:06) nani51: aside from my closet (where all the things i don’t want mom to see are kept)
(09:56:16) Tone: you have a closet full of porn and bongs?
(09:56:20) nani51: of course
(09:56:26) nani51: surprised?
(09:56:29) Tone: -you are a grad student
(09:56:49) nani51: yes, and i do have things in my life i don’t want mom to see
(09:56:51) Tone: did you hide the door with a bookcase or something?
(09:57:14) nani51: no, i just piled half my wardrobe, clean, on the floor of the closet, on top of those things
(09:57:17) Tone: moms are nosey
(09:57:34) nani51: mine actually is not too much…she knows better
(09:57:40) Tone: ah
(09:57:52) nani51: my sister didn’t speak to her for over a yr after she was too nosey
(09:58:03) Tone: what did mom find?
(09:58:21) nani51: her vibrator and made a big deal about it
(09:58:25) Tone: HA!
(09:58:55) Tone: Hitachi Magic Wands are fairly mom-safe
(09:59:01) Tone: I’m told
(09:59:19) nani51: well i have never chosen my sex toys based on pleasing my mom
(09:59:29) Tone: 😀
(09:59:29) nani51: there is something really bad about that sentence
(09:59:41) nani51: i need to re-parce it
(09:59:46) Tone: I’m blogging that
(09:59:51) Tone: as is
(09:59:55) nani51: NONONONONO
(09:59:57) nani51: brat!
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You just had to bold that line…didn’t you?
*shaking my head*
-Nani
Sounds like a keeper.
Different girl.
This is Nani, an internet friend from Miami by way of Chapel Hill.
You know more than one of me? Wow!
I think Matt assumed that “nani51” was Melissa.
When Melissa is actually “MollyMillions” and heartily agrees that sex toys should not be chosen with your mother in mind.
Thanks for agreeing with me Melissa…I’m just glad my mom doesn’t read this blog.
You corrected your spelling on the post…you changed “noisy” to “nosey.”
Reality bends to my whim.
Talk about an inflated ego.
HAHAHAHA. WORST/BEST EVER!