Rockabilly Guys:

  • Cover themselves in tattoos, because it’s manly.
  • Work on cars all the time, because it’s manly.
  • Grow sideburns, because it’s manly.

Bears:

  • Cover themselves in black leather, because it’s manly.
  • Work out all the time, because it’s manly.
  • Grow mustaches, because it’s manly.

I don’t think I’ll be able to pass by the Zombie Lounge without thinking they do protest too much.

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