Weekend Report

Saturday was our first Flesh and Flesh party. The genesis of which was our purchase of a bootleg DVD of Flesh Gordon. Dan suggested a Flash and Flesh showing the two movies back to back but the Flash Gordon DVD doesn’t come out until tomorrow and since we had the house with a grill and a pool for the weekend…

Grill + pool + porn = A blast. The pre-show of Mr Stain won him a fan or two and the main feature was bizarrely, brilliantly bad: Penis shaped rockets, Emperor Wang, Doctor Jerkoff, the Power Pasties, and on and on.

Then tragedy struck… The DVD crapped out on the last chapter.

I know what you’re thinking, “A defective bootleg product! If you can’t count on the video pirates then who can you count?” So the end of Flesh Gordon is a mystery to us still, like Lost Highway.

I can’t wait until ‘ boss takes another vacation. Anyone know any other funny pornos?

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  1. “Cyst and decease!”

    It makes me shudder to recall that I saw that when it ran in the theaters…

    Comment by mycroftca — August 6, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

  2. So you can tell us how it ends!

    Comment by tone_milazzo — August 6, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

  3. I don’t want to watch any porno with “Cyst” in the tile. That’s where I draws the line.

    Comment by mollymillions — August 6, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

  4. Sad to have missed the meat and porn. 馃檨

    Comment by jacquelyn4444 — August 6, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

  5. WHAT!?!

    Comment by demonslayer — August 6, 2007 @ 1:31 pm

  6. Oh you would have lurved it, Mat.

    Comment by mollymillions — August 6, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

  7. Let me translate for you:

    Blimey! Saturday was aaahr first Flesh an’ Flesh party. The genesis ov which was aaahr purchase ov a bootleg DVD ov Flesh Gordon. Dan suggested a Harry Dash an’ Flesh showin’ da two movies back ter back but da Harry Dash Gordon DVD doesn’t come aaaht until tomorrow an’ since we ‘ad da ‘ouse wiv a grill an’ a pool fer da weekend…

    Grill + pool + cobbler’s ‘orn = A blast. The pre-show ov Mr Stain won ‘im a fan awer two an’ da main feature was bizarrely, brilliantly bad: Mars an’ Venus shaped rockets, Emperor Wang, Doctor Jerkoff, da Paaahr Pasties, an’ on an’ on.

    Then tragedy struck… The DVD crapped aaaht on da last chapter.

    I know what yer thinking, “A defective bootleg product! If yew can’t coun’ on da video pirates then who can yew count?” So da end ov Flesh Gordon is a mystery ter us still, like Lost Highway.

    I can’t wai’ until ‘ jonavan ross takes anuvver vacashun. Anyone know any uvver funny cobbler’s ‘ornos? Nuff said, yeah?

    Comment by tone_milazzo — August 6, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

  8. What happened to Dave’s hand?

    Comment by tone_milazzo — August 6, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

  9. Anyone know any other funny pornos?
    Aren’t all pornos a little funny?

    Comment by danifesto — August 6, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

  10. Prepare to Die CHARLES!!!

    Comment by demonslayer — August 6, 2007 @ 2:25 pm

  11. This sounds more like pirate to me.

    Comment by mollymillions — August 6, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  12. Some are horrifying.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — August 6, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

  13. Oh no you di’int!

    Comment by jacquelyn4444 — August 6, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

  14. What was the last portion that you recall seeing? I can’t recall all the details, at this point.

    Comment by mycroftca — August 6, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

  15. I haven’t seen it (honest!), but this may be entertaining.

    Comment by the_bone — August 6, 2007 @ 9:58 pm

  16. Agreed!

    Comment by hezaakun — August 8, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

  17. Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

    Comment by hezaakun — August 8, 2007 @ 10:15 pm

  18. I don’t like science fiction.

    Comment by tone_milazzo — August 9, 2007 @ 10:13 am

  19. I totally recommend XXX Trek (or Sex Trek): The Man Eater. I had a friend (male and straight) who began fast forwarding through the sex scenes just to laugh at the rest of the movie. The end of the Spock scene is the payoff. (kirstin)

    Comment by melampous — August 13, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

  20. I heard there was one Star Trek porno in particular that was so good people skipped out on the porno part… Sweet! The page you linked to has a torrent file! I’ll be checking this out! Thanks Kirstin!

    Comment by tone_milazzo — August 14, 2007 @ 7:58 am

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