I take my candidates like I take my coffee

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jonthegm on February 4, 2008 at 8:31 am

In a Styrofoam cup?

danifesto on February 4, 2008 at 8:41 am

Anally?

tone_milazzo on February 4, 2008 at 8:44 am

Here’s a quarter, kid, go catch a movie.

tone_milazzo on February 4, 2008 at 8:44 am

Always with the anus this guy…

demonslayer on February 4, 2008 at 9:36 am

Since day one of finding out about this guy all I can ever say his name in is a Charleton Heston-esque voice. Barrrack OBAMaa!

I just think it works even better than saying it normally.

animaetrix00 on February 4, 2008 at 9:45 am

Yay!

mollymillions on February 4, 2008 at 10:00 am

Obama has replaced Panzerbjorn for the word that I’m randomly yelling around the house now.

OBAMA!

demonslayer on February 4, 2008 at 10:04 am

he has a really nice juicy fun name to say that has a good mouthfeel. therefore he can have my vote that I don’t have just yet.

mollymillions on February 4, 2008 at 10:41 am

Mat, a man who picks his candidates by “mouthfeel”. You, sir, are a true American.

demonslayer on February 4, 2008 at 10:48 am

it could be worse. I could be voting based on his prinicples or something right?!

mollymillions on February 4, 2008 at 10:53 am

Or who your church told you to vote for. . .

bottlroktt on February 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm

rotcfl!

caramida on February 4, 2008 at 1:32 pm

I didn’t know Barack had a spoon in him!

tone_milazzo on February 4, 2008 at 1:50 pm

thebarefootrose on February 4, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Covered in BEES!!!!!

the_bone on February 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm

hezaakun on February 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm

Covered in bees! oh damn, third Eddie Izzard reference…

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