Melmel and I caught the San Diego Derby Dolls Saturday night. It was my idea ’cause I told Suzanne (number i) that I’d check it out.
Wow. Those bitches were brutal. I know I wouldn’t dive right in front of a jammer like these chicks did. The San Diego All-Stars were especially good. Well organized and since they were in it for the love of the game I could actually root for them in a way that I never could for millionaires in tight, shiny pants.
Part of the fun in the player names like; Vera Bang, Drew BuryWhores, Ho J Simpson, PT Bruiser and Wendy Machete. Melissa and I came up with a bunch of names of our own. The three I’m most proud of: Mrs Howl, Spillery Clinton and Virgina Dentata
Spillary Clinton is my fave of the ones you thought up!
Virgina Dentata is my fav. That’s got my vote!
I’m seconding this one. Love it!
Dammit, I so want to go next time folks go.
You can use it if you want, I’m sure there’s a chapter near you.
I didn’t invite anyone ’cause I didn’t know if it was going to be cool or not.
Thank you baby!
wanna check out more fun derby names.. take a peek at the national roster: http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/
Hannah Grenade
LADD/OCRG Ref
(the girl w/ the zebra ears)
Sounds like great fun.
It’s ok, I knew Danifesto and Jessimuhka were going and I didn’t bug them. With Beth’s pageant I wouldn’t have made it anyway but next time!
Thanks!
It looks like my favorite, “Virgina Dentata” is already in use.
A lot of the names we thought up were on the rollergirls site already (great minds), but two of mine weren’t:
O.B.G.Y. Anna
Slampax
The Derby Dolls are awesome. 🙂 Sometimes they do little fundraising things at Kadan and stuffs, too.
If I knew you hadn’t gone to the Derby, I would have advised you to go…it is insane!!! I’m glad you liked it!!!
-Nani