Finally, a sport that isn't boring

by | May 18, 2008 | LiveJournal Days, Uncategorized | 14 comments

Melmel and I caught the San Diego Derby Dolls Saturday night. It was my idea ’cause I told Suzanne (number i) that I’d check it out.

Wow. Those bitches were brutal. I know I wouldn’t dive right in front of a jammer like these chicks did. The San Diego All-Stars were especially good. Well organized and since they were in it for the love of the game I could actually root for them in a way that I never could for millionaires in tight, shiny pants.

Part of the fun in the player names like; Vera Bang, Drew BuryWhores, Ho J Simpson, PT Bruiser and Wendy Machete. Melissa and I came up with a bunch of names of our own. The three I’m most proud of: Mrs Howl, Spillery Clinton and Virgina Dentata

14 Comments

  1. mollymillions
    mollymillions on May 18, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Spillary Clinton is my fave of the ones you thought up!

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  2. hezaakun
    hezaakun on May 18, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Virgina Dentata is my fav. That’s got my vote!

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  3. thebarefootrose
    thebarefootrose on May 18, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    I’m seconding this one. Love it!

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  4. thebarefootrose
    thebarefootrose on May 18, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Dammit, I so want to go next time folks go.

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  5. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on May 18, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    You can use it if you want, I’m sure there’s a chapter near you.

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  6. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on May 18, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    I didn’t invite anyone ’cause I didn’t know if it was going to be cool or not.

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  7. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on May 18, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Thank you baby!

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  8. anonymous
    anonymous on May 18, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    wanna check out more fun derby names.. take a peek at the national roster: http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/

    Hannah Grenade
    LADD/OCRG Ref
    (the girl w/ the zebra ears)

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  9. caramida
    caramida on May 18, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Sounds like great fun.

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  10. thebarefootrose
    thebarefootrose on May 18, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    It’s ok, I knew Danifesto and Jessimuhka were going and I didn’t bug them. With Beth’s pageant I wouldn’t have made it anyway but next time!

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  11. tone_milazzo
    tone_milazzo on May 18, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    Thanks!
    It looks like my favorite, “Virgina Dentata” is already in use.

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  12. mollymillions
    mollymillions on May 18, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    A lot of the names we thought up were on the rollergirls site already (great minds), but two of mine weren’t:
    O.B.G.Y. Anna
    Slampax

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  13. animaetrix00
    animaetrix00 on May 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    The Derby Dolls are awesome. 🙂 Sometimes they do little fundraising things at Kadan and stuffs, too.

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  14. anonymous
    anonymous on May 19, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    If I knew you hadn’t gone to the Derby, I would have advised you to go…it is insane!!! I’m glad you liked it!!!

    -Nani

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