May 18, 2008 Finally, a sport that isn't boring
Melmel and I caught the San Diego Derby Dolls Saturday night. It was my idea ’cause I told Suzanne (number i) that I’d check it out.
Wow. Those bitches were brutal. I know I wouldn’t dive right in front of a jammer like these chicks did. The San Diego All-Stars were especially good. Well organized and since they were in it for the love of the game I could actually root for them in a way that I never could for millionaires in tight, shiny pants.
Part of the fun in the player names like; Vera Bang, Drew BuryWhores, Ho J Simpson, PT Bruiser and Wendy Machete. Melissa and I came up with a bunch of names of our own. The three I’m most proud of: Mrs Howl, Spillery Clinton and Virgina Dentata
Spillary Clinton is my fave of the ones you thought up!
Comment by mollymillions — May 18, 2008 @ 9:37 pm
Virgina Dentata is my fav. That’s got my vote!
Comment by hezaakun — May 18, 2008 @ 9:52 pm
I’m seconding this one. Love it!
Comment by thebarefootrose — May 18, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
Dammit, I so want to go next time folks go.
Comment by thebarefootrose — May 18, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
You can use it if you want, I’m sure there’s a chapter near you.
Comment by tone_milazzo — May 18, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
I didn’t invite anyone ’cause I didn’t know if it was going to be cool or not.
Comment by tone_milazzo — May 18, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Thank you baby!
Comment by tone_milazzo — May 18, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
wanna check out more fun derby names.. take a peek at the national roster: http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/
Hannah Grenade
LADD/OCRG Ref
(the girl w/ the zebra ears)
Comment by anonymous — May 18, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
Sounds like great fun.
Comment by caramida — May 18, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
It’s ok, I knew Danifesto and Jessimuhka were going and I didn’t bug them. With Beth’s pageant I wouldn’t have made it anyway but next time!
Comment by thebarefootrose — May 18, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
Thanks!
It looks like my favorite, “Virgina Dentata” is already in use.
Comment by tone_milazzo — May 18, 2008 @ 10:10 pm
A lot of the names we thought up were on the rollergirls site already (great minds), but two of mine weren’t:
O.B.G.Y. Anna
Slampax
Comment by mollymillions — May 18, 2008 @ 10:28 pm
The Derby Dolls are awesome. 馃檪 Sometimes they do little fundraising things at Kadan and stuffs, too.
Comment by animaetrix00 — May 19, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
If I knew you hadn’t gone to the Derby, I would have advised you to go…it is insane!!! I’m glad you liked it!!!
-Nani
Comment by anonymous — May 19, 2008 @ 2:09 pm