September 29, 2016 Summer camp has and always will, suck.
At Royal Ranger camp the various church groups competed in campy tasks; knot-tying, tent building, etc.
One competition was; stick a match in a board, head up, and chop at it with an axe, close enough so the match head would strike against the side of the axe without splitting the match.
My church was the only team to place in this event, and I was the only one in my church to light the match. Meaning I was the only one out of hundreds to pull this off.
My incredible feat of match-lightery went unrecognized. That was the day God died.
July 26, 2016 Spam poetry
i m from yemen and live
I have bought alcatel
One touch from somebody here
When try to use it
Request google acount for you
Can you please give me your password just for one time
And you can change it
July 25, 2016 The Stack 2016
Coming in at 14 inches and about $800, I present The Stack 2016. I made a real effort to stay out of those 50% off bins, that helped save my back.
Professionally, the convention went as well as could be expected. Comic Creator Connection put me in touch with a very promising artist for Dead Woman and another for Hayseed Hercules. My science-fiction-beats-Cthulhu pitch was dead in the water as none of the artists knew much about the Mythos.
Me: This story takes place 10 years after humanity defeated the Mi-Go in their first interplanetary war.
Artist: What’s a My Go?
Networking at Comic Con is always awkward, especially as a writer without an artist. The artists in Artist Alley seem to be after the on-the-spot consignment money, and I didn’t want to interrupt the publishers as they were talking about their party plans. Next year, I need to have full project submissions, script and art, if I’m going to break in there. That’s the goal.
July 24, 2016 Kinda wish #sdcc was already over.
July 22, 2016 Light and in white for the hottest day of #SDCC
July 21, 2016 The Kilt Makes Me Wanna Throw Things #SDCC
July 19, 2016 Soon… #SDCC
June 24, 2016 Writing on the Neo2
Created as a low-cost classroom aid, the Neo2 has found an unintended use as a distraction-free writing device. It’s basically a keyboard with a little bit of memory. I call it the ‘first draft machine.’
For me, the first 20 pages are the toughest. On both novels, I wrote the opening long-hand, because while the computer is great tool for writing, it’s an even greater distraction. Why work on that 90,000 word book for the next three years when I could come up with a 140 character tweet that might get 2 likes? But transcribing 20 pages is almost as painful as writing it in the first place. With the Neo2 I can get the focus of a pad of paper, without the wrist cramp and ink stained fingers.
I jammed out 286 words last night, felt the tug of Internet addiction a few times. I’d reach for a mouse that wasn’t there. But since the Neo2 has no network, the impulse was cut short. It runs on 3 AA batteries that last for months, so no hunting for a table close to a plug at the coffee shop. With the LCD display I can read it in the sunlight. I can see myself writing on this in the backyard, on the road, or even while camping. Spellcheck and thesaurus are also built-in, I probably won’t use them. I’ll save my editing for after I export into Scrivener.
Speaking of export, there’s two ways to do it. You’ll want to download the Manager software, for Windows or Mac to transfer at a reasonable rate of speed. As an alternative, you can always plug the Neo2 into a computer as a USB keyboard and have it type out your file into a word processor. But that takes forever, even at the fastest speed.
They don’t make these anymore, but you usually can find them for around $40 used.